Well, well, well... tonight is my last night in China. Like everything made in China I am being exported to America. Today was a rather uneventful day. Breakfast at the buffet which I liked. Check out my usual breakfast in the photo, I'm a little piggie born the year off the cow. My mom went for tea at 10am and learned how to drink tea the proper Chinese way while the old man and myself took a 2 hour nap. He tried to pull a fast one on me by taking me for a stroll outside. That's a good way to get me too fall asleep but that is the oldest trick in the book. I woke up the second we got back to the room. I tried to tell him I needed a diaper change and a bottle. The old man doesn't understand Chinese baby talk and was dumbfounded as to what to do. After about 10 minutes he figured it out. I got a fresh pamper, hot bottle and bam, I was out. Mom showed up around 1pm and woke us both up with some hot tea. She is such a showoff. She was all prim and proper with her tea set and poured all of us some Ginseng tea. It was really good, I didn't know she was so sophisticated and cultured. Just how did my dad land her, he's a mess sometimes. So we woke up, skipped lunch and hit the pool for a swim. I'm working on the freestyle right now, or is it called the 'kick your legs'. We swam and swam some more. I went underwater for the first time (not by my choosing). I wouldn't call it a dunk because they kept saying to me "ready, ready", as they were bobbing me up and down. Next thing I know I'm swimming underwater. Who do they think I am Emma Phelps!!! After swimming I put my big people down for a nap, one on either side of me. They needed a rest. They get cranky if they don't sleep. I was a bit tired myself. It takes alot out of me to entertain them all day long. Remember, there are two of them and one of me. Nighttime came and we had one last dinner where I had tomato soup. It got all over my face. I quickly learned a new trick. It is called 'licking your lips'. I just stuck my tongue out, moved it around and got all that runaway soup back into my mouth. It was fun, my big people laughed at this so I put on a real good show. Now it is bedtime, tomorrow I get shipped out to America. I will miss all my new found friends from this place. I'd like to say bye to Parker, Ling Ling, Leigh, Chloe, Lily, and everybody here. I wish you all the best and hope to see you all again someday. As all the locals say when we leave a place, Zai Jien.